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Pucey returns to Hogwarts.
Somebody please take away the Firewhiskey. Before Marcus really embarrasses himself.
Snape and Vector return to Hogwarts. It is much chillier here.
Somebody does take away the Firewhiskey. Not that somebody else likes that very much.
Somebody please contain Wood.
Return of the Giant Squid. May I hear Three Hoorahs!?
Minerva brings a bit of Brandy with her which leads to much conversing.
Trelawney makes a prediction. Landa thinks Sibyll's off her rocker.
Sprout returns from London.
Tonks feels rather awake.